cum willy

ejaculation in a persons ear.

Joe is mad at Gary because Gary gave Joe a cum willy while he was sleeping.

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Clone A Willy

www.CloneAWilly.co.uk

When a women is lonely and missing her boyfriends willy...

You can Clone it before he goes away and then use it on y'all self and pretend he is there.

Lady - "I Miss You Baby"
Man - "You dont have to.. look in your bottom draw"
LAdy - (Groaning) " Oh I love you Clone A Willy "

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Girl with a willy

A guy who is more emotional than the 'stereotypical' girl.

oh god, found yourself a propper girl with a willy there

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free willie

Something you say when you see a whale.

Whooo free willie!!!

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Bruce Willis

v. to shave balding hair on your head with the hope that it will make you look cool again.

e.g. from TMZ on Prince Edward's thinning hair: "He ought to Bruce Willis that."

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Sofa Willy

A willy which is cleverly disguised as a sofa/settee/arm chair. It can be a perticularly hairy sofa willy for detail.

Imagine a typical willy shape which would be drawn on a school desk. Put two circles on in the middle of each bollock. Add a stump at the bottom of each bollock to make the feet of the arm chair. Add other details such as material on the back part of it. You now have a Sofa Willy.

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willy for a face

someone who has a willy for a face

"morning ian gray"
"morning"
"i like your willy for a face"
"thankyou"
"no, thankyou"

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