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Catholic Bagel

The face that the alter boy makes after he is finished giving the priest a blowjob.

As Father Jones pulled out of little Paul's mouth, he displayed the Catholic Bagel for all to see.

by #VaticanCity October 7, 2023


Catholic jeans

Jeans (usually wranglers) with the crotch removed.

That guys is wearing his catholic jeans.

by Baby light 91 February 1, 2019


catholic promise

Making a magnanimous offer to do a honorable deed after the opportunity has passed and is no longer an option.

Pius made a Catholic Promise to donate to our charity after our organization was forced to disband due to the his personal donor default.

by Mongrel the Elder April 7, 2024


Catholic Central High School

Catholic Central High School may be one of the worst catholic schools in the Albany area this school is so poor that they are moving to a small elementary school in Latham, they barely can keep an ELA teacher and it wouldn't surprise me if they hire another rapist for a teacher and what's the deal with science teachers like they keep those ether they literally have 0 sports team they do not even have a football field they barley have enough kids for mod teams and JV teams the whole school is just favoritism students just skip classes and just sit in the coach's office kinda sad if you're ever thinking about sending your child here never do, hot dogs in the wall ceilings are falling apart, have a basement and an upstairs for literally no reason shit is a joke everyone just vapes in the bathroom fuck dis place, barley can find any teachers at this bum ass school

Catholic Central High School Bums

by sloppytoppy76 February 8, 2022


Catholic for Convenience

Can apply to two related groups.

1. Parent of a child who needs to get said child into a Catholic School. This parent and or parents haven't been to mass in at least a decade, Christmas doesn't count. They definitely have no interest in their child being indoctrinated by the clergy but need a good school for their child. Most common in the Republic of Ireland as 90% of the schools are controlled by the Vatican and you aren't getting your child enrolled with a Baptismal Cert. Can also apply to parents within the feeder area for a good Catholic school anywhere on earth.

2. A child that has been baptised to have the paperwork to get into a Catholic School. Has only been in a Roman Catholic Church once and that was for the Baptism.

Brian: "There goes Maeve Brannigan, she was only baptised last week, first time I've ever seen her in a church. 4 years old is late for baptism!

Anne:" Her parents couldn't get into St. Patrick of the Immaculate Conception without the Baptismal Cert. They've joined the 'Catholic for Convenience' Club, we'll see them in mass next at Maeve's First Communion. Can't say I blame them! It was an administrative decision!

by Catholic For Convenience Dad December 18, 2021


catholic sweater

When a hairy man covers another person in something sticky, typically hot fudge or honey, presses themselves against their body, then pulls back leaving a layer of hair stuck to the other person. Said person now has a 'catholic sweater.'

Me and Anthony were doing food stuff in bed the other night and he accidentally gave me a catholic sweater.

by Unagamer December 15, 2023


Catholic whore

Lucy O’Connell

You’re a catholic whore

by some fish June 18, 2022