Snake doctor style

Going in 'Snake doctor style'.

This involves only using a hand gun while rushing a room and killing all of the enemies with precision aiming and accuracy, in a split second.

"Watch my back, I'm going in 'Snake doctor style'!"

Fucking Doctor Who

Kingston in UK slang to describe something positive, good or cool. Does not have anything to do with the popular family TV program, Doctor Who.

Mmm.. this sandwich is fucking doctor who.

You're getting married? OH MY GOD SO FUCKING DOCTOR WHO!!

Mrs Armstrong gave me a detention for pointing out that even if you cant draw in perspective you wont die miserable and lonely. Thats so not fucking doctor who.

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Persian rug doctor

While having intercourse with a woman, the man ejaculates on the floor immediately rubbing the woman's face in it while shouting obscenities at her.

How about you and I head back to your place for a drink and a little Persian rug doctor?

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plank doctor

A plank doctor is a professional in the art of plank study. Plank doctors are recruited by organisations to seek out 'planks' in their workplaces. Planks being socially inept, smelly bastards. Plank doctors attempt to cleanse and heal these people, if a solution is not found the plank is usually fobbed off into a ditch.

Do you hear about Jimmy - a plank doctor came and took him away

Jim : Look at that ditch full of those dead planker bastards
Bob: Yeah those bloody plank doctors are mental

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Doctor Who Disease

Something most Whovians have. Disease is contagious. It's the name for what people have when they talk about Doctor Who to people who really don't give a shit.

Whovian: Omg I just got these new light-up tardis ear rings
me: Congratulations. By the way, you have Doctor Who Disease.

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Being a doctor Goldo

Idiom referring to the general mood of constantly being really irritated with everything and everyone for no apparent reason.

Enea is being a doctor Goldo lately .

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That's what the doctor said

It's just like "That's What She Said" but has to do with medical related things.

Jake: wow, thats a lot of blood!
Dylan: that's what the doctor said!

Devon: where's my tool?
Mike: that's what the doctor said!

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