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Army pants

My good old pal's definition of camoflauge.

"hey, we should all wear army pants and flip flops tomorrow"

"I don't have army pants"

"I know, me neither, but it's fun to joke about"

by T-T-T-Tia May 26, 2007

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salvation army

the place where you and countless other broke-ass people go to get their cheap shit

where you got your clothes and stuff

by thebestuguyonearth August 4, 2003

71๐Ÿ‘ 125๐Ÿ‘Ž


America's Army

A free first person shooter game released by the U.S. Army. It is supposedly realistic, but is in almost every way unrealistic. It is just Counter Strike with Army models.

If it were realistic there would be no crosshairs. You would have to aim down the sight for good accuracy. BUT, it is all fire from the hip RAMBO bullshit.

IF it were realistic, there would be gore and blood. Blood would be all over they players body from his comrades being blown away by an RPG. But no blood, no gore. Really realistic.....

If it were realistic, firing a M249 SAW WHILE running at FULL AUTO would have ZERO accuracy. In America's Army however, you can kill someone down a fucking street.

America's Army, while a fun game to kill some time with, depicts the Army as being a fun shoot em up thing to make gullible kids join. Good Job Army..

Dude, Like Im soo gonna join the Army and fire the SAW from the hip and kill dem sand niggers like in the game..!

by Mohammed March 30, 2005

51๐Ÿ‘ 84๐Ÿ‘Ž


army cadets

it's like a youth club but you get to shoot guns and shit, and all the girls are hottt (ok im biased cos I am one :P)

army cadets rules

by dethkitten March 3, 2009

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french army

a poorly lead army. bad leadership,morale and lack of arms and the fact they are french led to thier loss in both world wars. alot of funny jokes are many about them like "a french tank (which are usally renaults which = shit) has 7 gears 1 forward 6 reverse, or "hes about as a reliable as a french torpedo bomber" after WW2 they made nukes to look big today they still are ones of the least reliable armies.

aussie solider(in trench): oi mate whos covering us??
his mate: french army....
damn were gone get the blokes to cover us those frenchies got no hope in hell
or.....
damn boy u go more backward then a frech tank commander

by 208acu April 1, 2008

59๐Ÿ‘ 103๐Ÿ‘Ž


SALVATION ARMY

A place where low income broke scum go to to get clothes
where poor little childern go to get their clothes cause mommy the bad whore and daddy the loser cant get a good job.

he used underwear from salvation army
his family was so broke as a child he had to go to salvation army thats where daddy took his poor fat little son cause the daddy was broke

by boogie February 23, 2005

94๐Ÿ‘ 175๐Ÿ‘Ž


antipolice army

a private army that is held by a drug lord of drug cartell an is used to fight police and intemidate people and the government. some of them can put a thousand or more men in the street at one time.
they can afford to equip them with all the latest weapons ect. the cartells are trying to establish themselves in the U.S. with antipolice armys.

Kohn joined an antipolice army.

by Deep blue 2012 October 17, 2009

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