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An act in which a person fucks someone violenty and explaining a conspiracy theory to them and all the way shotgunning beers
I gave your mother a dirty aide
The elaborate pranking process in which one buys a novelty item from Rite-Aid in the dead of night, pairs it with suggestive song lyrics, and anonymously leaves it on someone's doorstep to be discovered the next morning. This is an undertaking to be done to one's friend, the enjoyment of which comes from the mental image of that person dumbfounded by the ridiculous gift.
Me: I left a "World's Best Mom" coffee mug on his doorstep and put the lyrics to "Afternoon Delight" inside!
Friend: Whoa Dude, nice job Rite-aiding!
When something is so aids that it needs doodoo as a prefix to handle its burden
Soup: I like fucking Motheryucker ass
Blarg: Nah dude thats kinda doodoo aids
Like beer goggles for your ears, beering aids make even the most annoying/horrible song, singer, person, (fill in the blank) sound better than while you are sober.
Karaoke was worse tonight without my beering aids. She didn't sound like Mariah Carey at all!
Portsmouth ohio people contract hepatitis plus aids due to sharing needles and unprotected sex.
Randy has heppa-aids because he loves fentanyl and dirty portsmouth girls.
Noun. Symptom of a really bad cold that results in your throat being sore, and a hoarse voice resembling a smoker who's been smoking for 20 years. This term is used in only extreme cases, when your throat feels so bad that it's nowhere as near as sore as a normal cold.
Person 1: Man, you sound awful. Whats up with you?
Person 2: I frickin' have AIDS of the throat now shuttup!
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this is what my mate ed has every time he's Ill. Mainly due to fucking cats.
Shit, Ed's got cat aids again today and can't go to work dude!
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