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Responding to pressure from religious groups, Alabama's state legislature redefined the value of pi from 3.14159 to 3 in order to bring it in line with Biblical precepts.
Sure, its a myth, but if it were to happen anywhere it would be Alabama.
"cornbread are square; pi are round"
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Noun; phrase used to describe dried up semen that has gone from a liquid to a solid, usually found on the lower back of someone's sexual partner the next day after they passed out face down. Alabama Chips can be found on solid surfaces like a glass table as well.
A guy will tell his friends, "I busted my massive load on her back and I peeled the Alabama Chips off the next day and fed them to her!"
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When a group of men shit on you continuously and then they proceed to cum on you
Me and Johnny joined in an alabama milkshake
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the act of taking a dump on a girl's bellybutton (similar to the act of the Stanley Steamer)
"Walter, why did you just give me an Alabama Hotcake? Now im all filthy!"
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A rural area in Alabama near the GA line, full of hicks and pregnant teenagers. The most exciting time of the year is summer and fall (for football season). You're not allowed to date outside your race unless you're a risk taker and is fine with being disowned from your family. Most guys dip. And girls are either whores or good little Christian girls (whores in disguised).
In Heflin, Alabama, the only exciting thing to do is walking around.
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When there is no portajohn on a construction site and a large number of people go in the woods and defecate. The used toilet paper left on the ground is referred to as an "Alabama Cottonfield".
The mexicans left an alabama cottonfield on that bricklaying job. I guess we should rent a Mexican Space Shuttle so they don't crap everywhere. Who is gonna pick up all this toilet paper?
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1> Racist
2> Redneck
3> Trailer park trash
4> A lazy idiot
5> A drunk
Not a generalisation... Definition based on conversations with a Alabama Man.
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