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The act of cutting open a bears stomach in Alaska and placing your sperm inside it, closing up the stomach, and waiting for a half bear half child to pop out.
Oh shit is that an Alaskan bear child
A shrew-like creature found mostly in the retail areas of the Anchorage, AK suburbs. It has a shrill, piercing, nasal call and is known to have large litters. The Alaskan Wild Dingbat is a fiercely territorial rodent and is known to react to stimulus with a wild barrage, often leaving it confused. Mates for life. Classified as Homo regressus.
Did you see that Wild Alaskan Dingbat on Fox News today? Wow her pelt is shiny! She thinks she's people!
When an Alabama Hot Pocket is crafted, and is then readily inserted into the urethra of another man’s penis.
Dude 1: Yo, I just made an Alabama Hot Pocket with Graham’s shit. It’s so tender.
Dude 2: OMG!!! holy shit dude we should totally try that Alaskan Penis Fuck thing, and shove that shit in my urethra tonight you slutbag.
When a girl is on one side of a room with her legs spread and a guy on the other side of the room, takes aim, and runs.
Sarah Palin loves the alaskan jack hammer
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when someone uses an Alaskan pipeline for too long and the shit becomes soft and the condom broke due to temperature change and it explodes while in use in the persons butt
kyle used and Alaskan pipeline for too long and than it became an Alaskan pipe bomb
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Liquid form of "Alaskan Pipeline." Without Condom.
It was recently discovered that Glen Rice gave Sarah Palin an Alaskan Oil Well.
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to recieve a blow job with ice cubes in the girls mouth. And when the penis gets too cold to keep in, to pull it out and smack the girl in the forehead with it.
yo my girl was giving me head last night with ice cubes in her mouth, but it got too cold and started to hurt so i gave her the alaskan crab hammer
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