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A youtuber that is awesome and needs more fame.
Hey, you should subscribe to "I Am Rosalinda BB" so that you can become an original fan before it's too late!
No, that's not true!
Long lost dad: I am your father
Long lost son: No! This cannot be right!
When a man does not want to be in a relationship with a whore, who only is happy after she has fucked somebody else and destroyed lives of other people.
P1: Hey man, that Jessica is hot, huh?
P2: Yeah, but I heard she sleeps around, and I am not Willing to Smith.
Hello this is eminem. I will show you a rap song. ah summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming im a human what i gotta do to get it throuh to you im superhuman inovated and made of rubber so whatever you say is riccocheting of o me and i sticking it to you like glue Im never stateing demonstrating haters are forever waiting to say i fell of theyed be celebrating i know how to get them motivated i make elavating music
you are not a rap god i am a rap god
if someone ask u if u own cat, say these words
u own cat?
yes , I am a cat owner
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A quote from Liz Truss, the shortest-serving prime minister of the United Kingdom, a day before she resigned. Used to claim that you will not give up (but you will actually quit a short while later, as expected).
Alex: I’m gonna finish my English essay. After all, I am a fighter and not a quitter!
Alex, one hour and two drafts later: I am resigning.