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2:37 AM

It is 2:37am my husband fell asleep watching TV, my daughter is in my bed tossing and turning with a cough & my son is snoozing in his crib. Why am I not joining them? Because I've been preparing as much as I can for our feast! I'm waiting on the cranberry sauce & sweet taters to finish cooking, so I can get some rest. HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Enjoy whatever it is you do today & the company you are around!

BFB: It is 2:37 AM my husband fell asleep watching TV, my daughter is in my bed tossing and turning with a cough & my son is snoozing in his crib. Why am I not joining them? Because I've been preparing as much as I can for our feast! I'm waiting on the cranberry sauce & sweet taters to finish cooking, so I can get some rest. HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Enjoy whatever it is you do today & the company you are around!

by Sister in law flo March 21, 2023


i am bless

The phrase "I am bless" is an example of internet slang or a meme that has emerged from online communities. It is a playful alteration of the phrase "I am blessed" and is often used humorously or ironically to express gratitude or contentment. The intentional misspelling and grammatical error in the phrase add to its charm and make it more memorable.

Internet culture frequently involves the creation and adoption of new phrases, words, and memes, often characterized by their informality and humor. These phrases can spread rapidly through social media platforms, online forums, and other digital channels. While some internet slang and memes have short lifespans and quickly fade away, others may persist and become part of mainstream culture.

1. "Despite the challenges, I am bless to have such wonderful friends and family by my side."
2. "Finally achieved my lifelong dream of becoming a published author. I am bless beyond words!"
3. "Just received news that I got accepted into my dream university. I am bless with this incredible opportunity."
4. "Today marks our 10th wedding anniversary. I am bless to have a partner who loves and supports me unconditionally."
5. "Even on the toughest days, I remind myself of the things that bring me joy. I am bless with a positive outlook on life."

These examples showcase how the phrase "I am bless" can be used to express gratitude, contentment, and acknowledgment of fortunate circumstances in various contexts.

by Shakezilla08 July 28, 2023


I am the manager

What you say to customers, who have nothing better to do than complain and blame you for their life problems, when they believe that you are the bane of their existence ( usually via coupons expiring, websites being faulty or the weather being dangerous), but it is your job to not only deal with said problems, but also show that you know exactly what you are doing. All while not telling them that they are idiots and/or that they need to learn common sense or manners.

Customer: why won't you deliver to me?
Me: there's ice on the roads, a major accident, Nuclear fallout and you're out of our area
Customer: I need to speak to a manager
Me:*turns 360 degrees* I am the manager

by Why am I still at marcos? February 14, 2019


I Am Not A Taco

A phrase used by people of Latino/Hispanic cultures in response to people referring to them in simple stereotypes, referring to them as 'tacos' to sum up a culture, or assuming they are of Mexican descent.

The phrase is mainly a direct response to First Lady Jill Biden's speech, where she simplified the multi-ethnic community of San Antonio to the Mexican-American dish "breakfast tacos," in a quote from her speech: “The diversity of this community... as distinct as the bodegas of the Bronx, as beautiful as the blossoms of Miami and as unique as the breakfast tacos here in San Antonio, is your strength.” prompting the phrase as a response to the cringy assumption/pandering.

Person 1: "Did you hear that speech from Jill Biden in San Antonio the other night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I can believe she said that crap. Like, I am not a taco."

by DictionaryContributor B===D July 16, 2022


Am I dumb

Yes yes you are but so am I.

You: am I dumb

Me: yes but so am I

by Traceback June 16, 2022


I am speeeed

hacker is speed

jon arbuckle: “I am speeeed.”
person: “no actually, hacker is speeeed.”

by Swifty12 January 5, 2021


I am not a bear

I am not a bear is a poet, artist, literature critic, and post-rock genre fanatic. Known poems include "Your Initials Sound Like a Disease," "Spinach," "This One's For Me," and "Alto 23." An air of mystery surrounds I am not a bear. It's not even known if this figure is male or female.

Example does not exist for I am not a bear

by KL MB February 22, 2013