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Ant Page

Probably the smoothest human being alive. Also a very smooth talker and will steal your girl or your mom.

“Have you met Peanuts father, Ant Page?”
“Yeah he’s the cutest man I’ve ever seen”

by Uoxymoron November 23, 2021


Ant Parachutes

The undigested, leftover kernels of corn in your shit.

“Hey, Cletus, did y’all see the ant parachutes from my upper decker?”

by Kackmaster July 24, 2022


ants nest

A meeting place for hoes

I am horny feel I going ants nest later

by Yoko Fung November 16, 2019


Ant carpet

Ant carpet is a lot of ant parts in a circle on the floor what represents a carpet made out of ants

Dudeeeeee look at that sick ant carpet I’m so jealous

by Leanne&taylor February 24, 2024


Kassiani Ant

Kassiani Ant (Cassianus Myrmicinae in Latin) is but a small subspecies of ant that thrives in the coastal regions of Attica, Greece.

Their name is derived from Saint Kassiani, who wrote a multitude of hymns in Byzantine Times, as they, too, communicate via elaborate melodious patterns.
Little is known about these creatures, yet scientists suspect they have obtained their unique method of communication by mimicking the ceaseless noise of urban life.
Their life span is estimated to be approximately 13-14 years, surpassing the average ant by a staggering 6-7 years!

I kept hearing strange noises coming from my basement. Little did I know, it was not a demonic entity, yet a Kassiani Ant nest.

by VasilisTsitsanisBathroomMirror June 27, 2023


Ant D

Edgelord

Are you Ant D?

Oh you mean the Edgelord?
Yes

by DAnilo Chvarow March 4, 2024