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Art Basel

My definition of Art Basel

An event where come mierdas that think they are important hope to be seen by other "important" come mierdas to see shit they have convinced themselves is art.

I’m a come mierda so going to art basel

by Captmendi December 08, 2019


manly arts

A term used for an imagined set of skills in home and auto repair by those who have no hope of ever possessing those skills.

If I was skilled in the manly arts, I could totally fix that light switch.

by Big JT August 27, 2013


Lost Art

The art which is nowhere to be found

Phuck You Lost Art

by Nade-San December 27, 2020


The Lewd Arts

The polite way of saying pornographic materials.

Person One: I feel like I will partake in the darker side of the lewd arts.
Person Two: You mean you are going on Blacked.com.
Person One: Yes :(.

by TheLongNDog January 11, 2017


Madern Art

The worst type of modern art that gets up your nose because its such pretentious crap and totally on-puwse

Went to see Damian Hirst's lastest madern art exhibition its so on-puwse.

When Oscar Wilde said all art was useless he missed out the word madern

by jimfortress October 12, 2009


Antic Art

A term defining art created using surreal cartoon images.


an·tic(s) (n. A ludicrous or extravagant act or gesture; a caper) adj. Ludicrously odd; fantastic.)

art (n. Human effort to imitate, supplement, alter, or counteract the work of nature.

When you hear the word Antics, perhaps it might bring to mind the actions of a cartoon character. This association goes well with the nature of this style of art. A cartoon character's actions are typically comprised of both the bold and the outlandish. Likewise are the images of this art style. An art that boasts a sort of dream like cartoon extravaganza, birthed from surrealism and fathered by pop. The true origin of this art is a mass conglomeration of the surreal, the pop and the mass media both vintage and current.

Some famous and up and coming artists of this genre would include
Jim Woodring, Shag and Voodoo Velvet to name a few.

by HQ July 19, 2005


art stealer

a devilish blood thirsty beast that thrives on the visual produce of innocent artists.

"Oh my god! what happened to you? You look as if someone has sliced off your arms, and stripped you of your pride and hard work!"

"it was an Art Stealer.."

by KastielBell June 28, 2017