Shark Attack

A term used to reference somebody who is very intoxicated or hungover that is experiencing explosive diarrhea while projectile vomiting uncontrollably. Derived from a shark exploding out of the water.

"Yo, there is shit and throw up all over the floor in the bathroom.... WTF?!"

"Yeah, that girl who was blacked out had a shark attack bro, absolutely disgusting"

Track Attack

When you jump out from behind a tree next to a bushwalking track and attack innocent bushwalking tourists to steal their water. This attack is usually launched during an unorganised bushwalk where you run out of drink yourself.

Unorganised bushwalker 1: You ready to launch this track attack?
Unorganised bushwalker 2: Yeah, lets go!
(both jump out from behind a tree and attack well prepared Swedish backpackers)
Unorganised bushwalker 1: We got the water! Leg it!
(both run away with water and leave swedish backpackers stunned and panting on the ground)

cak attacked

A vicious barrage of penile attacks from the Fenis.

Kim was cak attacked.

Slack-Attack

The act of purposefully slacking off on an activity (homework, practice, working out, cleaning, etc.) by not completing the activity in its entirety or taking extreme short cuts to avoid having to work hard or spend a considerable amount of time on the activity.

I'm definitely going to slack-attack my workout this afternoon. I'm only going to ride a bike for 30 minutes and just forget about that 2 mile run and lift that I am supposed to do..

Option Attack

The greatest motha fuckin game eva!!! It is a Mini-Game on EA Sports NCAA Football video game.

Players of this game frequently employ the douche pitch, the pick-off, and the hit stick.

Michael: Hey man I think I am gonna get a BJ tonighit

Pavan: Whatev, I think I am gonna play option attack today

Michael: NO effin way, option attack is way better than getting a BJ

Sneak Attack That

To start off as friends, letting that other person know you want to be friends, but your real intention with him/her is to have a relationship/ fling / to hook up

mike - you see that girl over there? Tonya?
todd - yeah man
mike - u know she doesnt want a relantionship right now right?
todd - i know ,but yo man, ima totally sneak attack that
Mike - NICE

zoology attack

ordered attacks or forces using any type of animal; hense zoology.

zoology attack; the cop ordered the dogs to attack the robber.