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when a male pulls out his penis and urinates in plain sight.
guy 1: "the bar is too crowded for me to make it to the bathroom. you think i could go open-dick style by the jukebox?"
guy 2: "good idea. i think i'll join you."
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When fucking doggie style, a girl reaches around and pulls her ass cheeks apart allowing for deeper penetration. This is especially helpful when done by a woman with a big ol' ass.
"Open the church doors baby, I want to give my confession!"
"When she opened the church doors, I think my cock hit her cervix!"
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When you're at home taking an online test that fills your entire computer screen, locking you in and preventing you from using that computer to search for the answers online, so you prop open a Notebook computer next to you with internet access.
Man that History test was wack. good thing I made it an open notebook test or i would've failed.
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To establish communication, esp. with someone previously unknown or far away.
"Wow, did you see those TT's? I'm gonna open hailing frequencies on her."
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Letting one rip with abandon and without care for the safety and well-being of those near you.
Jimmy let an open throttle fart out while he was next to me at the urinal, it's poor bathroom etiquette.
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An expression that depicts a psychologically painful act as shoving an umbrella into your ass and open it inside. It's like kicking one's butt, but much more painful.
This job is really sucks, plus my boss hates me, I feel like he is going to open the umbrella inside.
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The position adopted by the woman having sex in the 'missionary' position. Her knees will be drawn up and parted maximally. This will excite the man or men, and give open access to pussy. The act of spreading her thighs wide will stimulate the woman too, particularly if she is the 'come and get it' type. It is a supremely submissive, and beautiful pose.
She lay on her back on the tiny stage, thighs wide open. A straight line of creamy velvet ran from left knee to right. In the centre, in a spotlight, a red sequin triangle stretched to breaking point, concealing her undoubtedly delicious pussy.
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