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The least-known and least popular Care Bears of them all.
Never featured on the show.
Cheer bear: Oh Jesus, Lotsa Heart! Let's go get some ice cream, it's Insecure Bear!
Lotsa Heart: What a mofo!
Insecure Bear: I'm going to bomb Care-A-Lot. I hate you all.
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A marsupial related to the koala but much more aggressive in nature. Drops from trees onto unsuspecting prey and rips them apart with their large teeth and claws. Several people who go camping in the Australian outback fall victim to this creature each year.
see also hoop snake
Did you hear that? It sounded like a drop bea...AAAAUUGGGHHAAAAAUUTH!!!! *rip rip tear tear*
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A pedifile bear who waits for you at the bottom of the slide!
Stop trying to rape me you pedo bear!
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The cutest teddy bear one could ever imagine having. It likes to snuggle and cuddle all day and night, and occasionally flies around the room only to land abruptly on the faces of others in the room. This land is called a butt-bomb.
Unfortunately as Bah-Bear gets older, it starts to get a gimpy leg and can no longer support its weight.
"Bah-Bear wants cuddles n' love"
A Viking term for FURIOUS masturbation; Ussually done after sex, at parties, and in front of friends; Sometimes even used to impress the ladies ;)
Person 1: Dude I was skinning the bear in front of Rick! After I banged Sasha.
Person 2: Wow your a badass
Someone who does as little as possible yet still gets things wrong in day to day life.
He is an N Bear
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Adorable, cute, challenging beautiful small featured person who is brave and destined for greatness
That person is undoubtedly an Emerie-Bear