starve the baby

Titty fucking a chick using her breast milk as lube.

If you have a dirty ass and Hershey spurts it becomes chocolate milk.

I really want to starve the baby with the chick I met at the mommy and me class.

baby adult

An 18-20 year old human.

Mom: "Happy Birthday, son! You're 18 years old today, wow!"
Son: "Thanks, Mom. Yup, I'm an ADULT now! Legally I can do whatever I want and you can't ground me."
Mom: laughs "Adult? You're a BABY adult."

baby poop

Noun : The substance that a hideously large number of Catholic clergy must wipe off their genitals prior to blessing the holy water.popefilthyVaticanholy water

Good afternoon, Father. Do you smell baby poop?

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shu baby

wog terminology of saying hey

Wog: shu baby :)
Ganga: omg HI
Wog: how r u?
Ganga: HEAPS MAD <3

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Baby Shark

The #1 most kid-friendly, annoying, viral, YouTuby, overdone, repetitive, thoughtless and stupid song of all time.

Baby Shark doo doo doo doo doo doo. Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo. Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo. End my life. STOP WATCHING THIS SHOVELWARY SONG!

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so baby

something or someone is cute, precious, adorable, and needs to be protected at all costs

omg tyler is so baby

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baby dick

An extremely tiny penis that is no more than 2 inches or so.

When Ryan's pants fell down, we all saw he wasn't wearing underwear. So Jordan pulled out a magnifying glass and held it to his teeny tiny hairless baby dick as we all laughed outrageously!

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