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A sexy petite girl who recently turned blonde and thinks she needs plastic surgery to fix her nose . Thinks she’s a big man but really not . She is really small and needs too much attention
Boy : who’s that ?
Oh that’s Kirsty baker she’s abit of a strange don
To get outrageously intoxicated before making a decision with potentially drastic consequences.
"Broooo... What did you do to your hair?"
"Yeah, I had a bit of a 12 Beer Baker moment last night..."
"I want to sell my car. I'm going to ask the internet what it's worth"
"Man, are you sure that's not a 12 Beer Baker decision?"
An American novelist and journalist.
Kevin Baker's middle book of the City of Fire trilogy, Paradise Alley, was the best of the three.
Typically a caucasian male who goes by the human name of ‘Afrin’. Colour ranges from grey-black and they will invariably be sighted in a hoodie. This may or may not be stolen. On the rare occasion that they wear colour, this is likely because they are very depressed, and mistakenly believe colour will promote an image of happiness. The exception, however. is the red coat - this is an essential for any Ricky Baker.
Facial expressions include a pout, a solemn smile and a vacant expression usually followed by an attempt to jump out the window.
Please note most Ricky’s are armed and extremely dangerous. They are real bad eggs known for kicking, spitting, throwing things and of course vandalising.
If you see a Ricky Baker, sing their birthday song and then immediately contact Samaritans.
“Ricky Baker now you are 13 years-old, you are a teenager and you are good as gold”
Afrin… I mean Ricky… are you still homeless”
“kicking, spitting, throwing things”
The bitch that fucking tells everyone at transit middle school to get their Asian bombing lookin asses off of the grass and to stay three feet away from the edge of the sidewalk because the bus drivers are slightly retarded.
Look at that fat bitch, goddamn Ms Baker lookin ass