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Water Balloon Titties is when a man's "boobs" feel supple and warm like water balloons. Hence the name Water Ballon Titties. Possessing the physical qualities and touch of water balloons. They tend to jiggle too.
Wow David! You got some jiggly ass Water Balloon Titties!
I love the way your Water Balloon Titties feel.
Hey David! You sure you don't need a sports bra for those Water Balloon Titties? Haha just kidding, but you do have some severe jiggle...
Wow that Psychopath has balloon’s head disease, don’t say the real word otherwise he’ll kill us all.
When an uncircumcised male pinches his foreskin, occluding the opening of the penis, allowing it to fill up with urine in order to release it, causing a sudden splash of yellow deliciousness on an unsuspecting victim.
Romanian male 1: "My roommate passed out on my couch, so I woke him up with a Romanian Water Balloon! Shit was so funny, I'm so glad I'm uncircumcised!"
Romanian male 2: " Lol, brutal. Ya, me too!"
When you're going down on a girl and she farts in your mouth. But she farts so hard it fills up your cheeks with hot air.
Hey bro, I went down on Sara last night and she set off a "hot air balloon" in my mouth!
An uncircumcised male lays on his back with multiple other men surrounding him. The other men jack off and cum into his foreskin until it fills up like a balloon. Then the uncircumcised male has intercourse with a female and cums in her vagina while at the same time filling her with the cum from the other males.
Me and my wife have been trying for a baby but it’s not working. I’m gonna call in some of my co-workers and make a Carolina Cum Balloon. That will definitely get her pregnant.
Grossly fat children or obesity.
Did you read Big Baby Balloons yet, it's a good read.
A tight, centrifugal pulling together of anal glands, in other words, a nest of purple, veiny haemorrhoids.
Kobus went to the proctologist for his annual anal check up, when he bent over the examination table, the Proctologist gasped with astonishment: “Wow, Kobus, what a wonderful, purple balloon knot you have.”