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Crack the barn

When one goes to bed with the intention of beating their meat.

See you guys later! I'm boutta crack the barn for the night

by Shwarfingstyle March 6, 2019


Barn Bred

That person who was “born in a barn

Jimmy-“ take your shoes off!!”
Kyle-“Sorry, I’m Barn Bred”

by PatttttyT February 14, 2021


Barn Thug

Slang for country folk that refuse to move to the city because of their dominant preference for the rural life.

'Ian, why don't you move to the city? You are such a barn thug.'

by IncognitoNerd29 June 13, 2017


PORN BARN

PEDOPHILIA PARADISE

A new BREAKFAST PLACE

Where you have PARENTS.

A STANFORD NUDIST COLONY MAYBE

CASTRATION CENTRAL

Hey I told the LITTLE GIRLS AND LITTLE BOYS we got a big birthday party celebration as go back on our FARM to that BARN as no worries we will protect you on our video as where little does anyone know the BARN is purposely one mile from the house and you may say it is the PORN BARN where CHILDISH things go on and on the MENU TODAY main course SWEDISH MEATBALLLS and right now it is 2:54 pm in SWEDEN as H0LE VAGINA TIP RIMJ0B is in order there too.

Why would they call a NEW BREAKFAST PLACE that serves WAFFLES, SKEPTICISM and other syrupy stuff the PORN BARN too as is this another STANFORD UNIVERSITY EXPERIMENT?

This WORLD has PSEUDOPEDOPHILIA as after all anywhere you are sporting the parents under their PORN BARN is some real naked scenes that go on unseen by the rest of the WORLD and who knows what kind of HOOPLA goes on between parents BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.

Hey volunteer as go to the PORN BARN but one STIPULATION no showering as STINKING AND SMELLY ANATOMY is important for our utility.

Big SECRET if you touch that PENIS they poked through that GLORYH0LE you are getting TWO VAGINAS AND TWO CLITS from the PORN BARN as " lights , camera, action , ROLE EM".

by DEMONSTRATIVE DEMONICS April 20, 2022


Friendly Barn Gate Meeting

A meeting in which farmers from the dating site "farmers only.com" have an orgy, sometimes with animals.

I was going to take my exams tomorrow but I already have a friendly barn gate meeting to attend, and I hear Farmer Joe is bring his horse.

by Obviously Jesus March 8, 2015


Paris Barnes

The god of the Nigga race.

I just got done praying to Paris Barnes.

by Paris Barnes April 8, 2023


Maddie Barnes

A fine girl with a fat ass

Look everyone it’s Maddie Barnes

by Idk1236 April 23, 2024