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First, you poop and hold it in your hands. Next, you do your girl from behind. When you're about to climax, you shout, "That's a spicy meatball!" and throw it on her back.
"Man, last night I had to take a huge dump so my girl Jennifer had the idea to do the Italian Mud Basket."
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A sexual contraption resembling a swing with straps, the woman is secured to it in a spread-eagle position. This enables the man an increased range of motion and positions during sexual intercourse, as well the weight support provided by the Basket itself. The term is derived from a crude verson of the Basket--it may have possibly been invented in Vietnam, but adding on the "Vietnamese" to the term just makes it sound funnier.
I put her in the Vietnamese Fuck Basket the other night, I railed her into utopia in that fucking thing.
One time I fucked her so hard in that Vietnamese Fuck Basket that the swing fell out of the cieling, and my cock just tore into her ass. Anal, baby...anal.
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When a male lays a female on her back, places fruits such as watermelon, strawberries, blue berries, etc. In her vagina. Then he fucks her til it's all mixed together and proceeds to eating it all out.
My bf keeps asking why my pussy smells like a fruit salad when he eats me out, but idk how to tell him the amazing horizontal fruit baskets his brother keels giving me is why.
To forcefully squeeze and kiss your date in the early dates.
- Guy 1: Open a basket of snakes on the first date.
- Guy 2: Jeez!
An individual eats a lot of really hot peppers, which gives there fecal matter the consistency of runny chili. They deposit the fecal matter into a woman's vagina, aka, the chili basket. For an added bonus, you can repeat this process between multiple partners and have a Cleveland chili cook off.
So I watched a very riveting cooking show. They were serving Cleveland chili baskets to everyone.
When you are jackhammering a chick and you stuff your balls in here pussy at the same time.
She was nice and full after I gave her a Hungarian meat basket.
Do as I say or I'll wear you as part of a coat!
It rubs the lotion on it's skin then it places it in the basket... or else it gets the hose again!
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