bat cave

The place where you hide your porn from your wife/girlfriend.

Q: Dude, where's your boobie mags?
A: In my Bat Cave.

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dropped the bat

expression my mate from stoke uses to proclaim that some one has farted

awww man whos dropped the bat?!

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Football Bat

A clever, hypothetical weapon used to attack an enemy that's making BS comments using football analogies. See "James Carville Goes Off on Fareed Zakaria" on Youtube.

"Ya he talked about an offensive linebacker.. when I read that I wanted to hit him with a football bat." - James Carville

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Bat Wings

A woman with large and longer 'flapping' style vaginal skin

"That girl I was with with had some serious Bat Wings."

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swing the bat

To move past simply flirting and actually make a physical move on your partner. Then, you move to the bases. Nothing can happen till you swing the bat.

"No shit you're still a virgin. Sure, you got game, but nothing can happen till you swing the bat."

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bat

Alternative expression for breaking wind

To drop ones bat is the sensation you feel when a professional Ausse spin bowler or baseball bowler throws a ball towards you. "You are so scared that you drop your Bat".

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Bat Cave

Getting alcohol and heading back to someone's place to drink with friends

Sam: Yo dude, I got Carla, Kelly, Natalie, & Amber & her 2 friends coming to the party
Jonathan: I got the drinks with David, Josh, Christopher & his brother
Jonathan: To The Bat Cave!

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