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(noun)
The part of the conversation you miss when you're in the bathroom. One can minimize the impact of their bathroom gap by timing it out to a less interesting part of the conversation, but it's impossible to ever truly know what one missed when they were in the bathroom.
Sam gets so anxious about bathroom gaps that he'll always peak his head out of the bathroom door and respond to things.
When you're really really really really really really really really really really really really have to go to the bathroom but someone's in it
Don't you hate it when someone is in the bathroom and you really have to go the bathroom inconvenience bathroom
Bathroom Mob is a friends group is some kids from grades 8-12. Bathroom Mob is also closely related to Bathroomism.
The bathroom mob is the best and greatest friend group ever.
A place to have sex.
A place to pee, if you haven't gone in the pool yet.
He was tappin that in the pool bathroom.
The phenomenon that, no matter how good something is, if you mix it with something bad for long enough, you'll eventually associate it negatively.
Derived from how great air freshener smells in the store, but by the time you've used it to cover up 20 odd poops in the bathroom, you'll forever associate the smell with poop and will hate it.
Jane: Hey Laura, where are them fantastic shoes you bought a few months back?
Laura: Yeah they succumbed to the Bathroom Air Freshener Phenomenom. I wore them round Stu's house too many times. Now when I look at them they look sad and pathetic, so I dumped them when I dumped him.
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Her: Didn't you used to like Love Actually?
Him: Yeah but after watching The Walking Dead 3 seasons too long, I now can't look at Andrew Lincoln without hearing that goddam accent.
Those friends your friend is always talking about. Excellent rump-shakers, classified by their amazing black accents and coolness. If too many bathroom kids are in one place, it could possibly tear a hole in the universe.
Oh my god Courtney, I think her Bathroom Kids are gonna be at that party.
“No Bathroom Breaks” is a word only used by someone who is in their late 40s and is probably going to go no where in their life.
Student 1: Sir, May I please go the bathroom... I got to shit.
Teacher 1: No Bathroom Breaks.
Student 1: *shits bricks on teachers keyboard while singing “Rockstar” by Postmalone*