I'm soft

"I'm soft" may refer to these definitions:
"Soft" as in more emotional, less violent, and more stereotypically "weak".

Or: "I'm soft" as a metaphor for "deflating" and feeling the cuddly feelings associated with soft objects. This is used more as a phrase rather than the word "soft" being the focal point. When "I'm soft" is used in isolation, it usually means the person feels nice, usually after experiencing something heartwarming, cute, wholesome, etc.

Or:
Soft pp.

"My friends at school say I'm soft.. is that a bad thing?"
"God, I cuddled so many cute animals today, I'm soft."
"Cazzo- I'm soft. Now I can't jack off for a couple minutes."

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soft erection

See half-boner. Slightly increased blood flow to dick caused by slight feelings of arousal.

Usually experienced during legitimate arousal when standing or multitasking.

Also experienced as a defense mechanism in genetically superior males when about to nail a fat chick, as the penis will attempt to reject blood flow, resulting in an increase in time to achieve full boner status, which the penis hopes will be long enough for its master to pass out, give up due to frustration, or realize what he is about to bang and leave, so as to prevent conception of fat children by superior sperm.

Henry experienced a soft erection upon being handed a drink by the blonde server at the roulette table.

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Soft Dump

The act of breaking up with a partner by lying to make them feel better. The typical lie involves blaming the dumper's own self for the problem.

1) I realized that I was being soft dumped when he said, "It's not you it's me."

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soft copy

obtain a copy of a document in electronic (not printed) form.

Hey man can I get a soft copy of that 600K PDF file ??

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soft pee

A nickname given to females with the name Sophie, Spofie, or any other spelling variation.

My pee isn't soft, but my nickname is soft pee

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Soft bake

a name used towards someone who is a softie and doesn't stand up for him/herself.

mexican: "AY YO GIMME ALL YO MONEY"
white guy "oh my god here take it all"
mexican: "hot ass ,why you gotta be such a soft bake ass nigga"

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Soft C

Short for "softcore." Soft C movies contain titillating simulated sex scenes, and only show partial nudity. The imagery found in Playboy magazine is also considered Soft C, or softcore.

Jim: What're ya watching?

Jack: Satellite Soft C.

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