National Best Friend Day

On March 20, thank your best friend for being a crack head and for all the stuff you have gone through, without them you wouldn't be yourself

Me: Oh wow thank you McKenzie, Ely and Aiden for being my best friends..

Then: say what now?

Me: it's national best friend day

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Guy best friend

The friend thats always there for you when you need him, in times of sadness, happiness, and the guy that will always simp for you. The guy who youve had an affair with on multiple occasions. The guy you will fuck right before your wedding day... The guy that is literally only your friend because you needed to have that third wheel to be happy.

The guy waiting in line to fuck your gf. The guy simping for your girl which is the only reason theyre friends.

She really did have that guy best friend until the divorce.

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BBF: booty best friend

A friend who cares about you, but also cares about themselves a little too much. He has a mixture of good qualities and not so good qualities. He’s a best friend, but he’s an *sshole at the same time, hence the word “booty” in the front. Everybody has a BBF in their lives at some point...

“Man, I love Fabio, but he is such a BBF: booty best friend when he flakes on us all the time...”

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My Best Friend's Birthday

The unfinished black and white first film of Quentin Tarantino. Half destroyed in a fire, it never got a general release, however you can get bootlegged copies of the remaining 34 minutes from places like eBay.

"I well wanna see My Best Friend's Birthday!"
"Oh, I've seen that!"
"You sure?"
"Yeah!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, with Julia Roberts right?"
"No, that's My Best Friend's Wedding."
"Oh."

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your best friend's sister

a stupid comeback phrase that's used for virtually everything, even if it doesn't make any sense whatsoever

Friend #1: dude! i saw your mom last night! she was hot!
Friend #2: your best friend's sister!
Friend #!: you have a sister!?

dude: what happened last night!?
dude 2: your best friend's sister!
dude: shut up!

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every girl's best friend

every girl's best friend is someone who is there for you inspite of the negative things you do and say to them. Someone who will laugh and cry with you in the mist of their problems. Someone who will give you their last even if they need it.

If you are angry with your friend and use against them information that only you know and you still remain friends, that's a best friend.

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4TH GEN BEST FRIEND

Lia has given the title 4TH GEN BEST FRIEND (친구) because this b*tch knows everybody, like the whole industry!

Lia is the 4TH GEN BEST FRIEND