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You're an idiot if you're not doing at least that
Every idiot knows that less form fields is a best practice
another word for “best friend”
she’s always there for you and is also always willing do to stupid actions for you
thanks for being my “best hoe”.
Not only is she my “best hoe”, but she the realist. (literally)
the best chef is the coolest chef and most hated person in the world
best chef is gay
One of the most caring persons in the world! 💜 most people especially know him from hes youtube channel, called Sketch, hes funny,great,caring,sweet and he loves hes fans! 😊 Every girl falls in love seeing this face and hes love for everyone! If you trip over him on youtube please subscribe, he has a heart if gold and you will never forget him once you have seen him!💜 love you Elijah Peter Best
Girl1: elijah is just so cute!
Girl2: yeah i just love Elijah best
Elijah best: i love my fans.
best buy is a sexuality where someone will refuse to date a super straight,
(some know as best BI)
Person 1: you’re kinda cute wanna go out?
Person 2: whats your sexuality?
Person 1: Super straight.
Person 2: sorry im bi but im also best buy so i dont date super straights
Person 1: FU-
A huge electronics store with two employees on the floor who are not cashiers. The two employees will keep at least a 50 foot buffer between themselves and any customer at all times. They will studiously avoid eye contact. If you find the item you are looking for, it will always cost 10X as much as it does on amazon- that is in no way an exaggeration. If you foolishly decide to push on with your purchase, you will first have to navigate a 300 yard long single path labyrinth of garbage impulse buy items. Be sure to take a water bottle and use the restroom before entering. These items can range from the worst (yet still overpriced) generic usb cord ever made, to expired corn nuts. When you do make it to the cashier, you will be pressured relentlessly to purchase an “extended warranty” on whatever you are buying- even if it is just the aforementioned corn nuts. The intense pressure to purchase said warranty will be interminable. It will be worse than the “coffee is for closers” scene in Glen Gary Glen Ross. If you survive this, you will be given a 6 foot long receipt in case you need to “return” the item(s). Return is in quotes as it is purely hypothetical, No one in recorded history has ever succesfully returned an item to Best Buy.
Bob: Hey, where should we hang out tonight?
Sally: I was thinking either Best Buy or the sixth circle of Hell.
Bob: OK, Hell it is!