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a ghetto bird is another name for a police helicopter in the ghetto. because of the high crime rates in slum areas helicopters constantly patrol from the skies. residents frequently hear them fly over their homes and are so used to the sound they names them ghetto birds as they are just like big birds constantly in the air.
"sound of the ghetto bird helicopters reminds me that i am in the ghetto"
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When a person goes the bathroom and plays Angry Birds. This usually involves sitting on the toilet for so long that your legs fall asleep.
Coworker : Man where have you been for the last hour?
Me : I had to take a bird shit its been a stressful day.
Coworker : I had one of those last week.
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A sexual act involving a minimum of 4 participants, one of whom being a girl.
The 3 men occupy the three main orphases and coordinate their movements so to simultaneously ejaculate 'filling' the female instantaneously. Thus expanding the female like the bird from shrek in the scene in which fiona sings until the bird expands and explodes.
dude 1: 'dude, shes fair hot'
dude 2: 'i reckon we should shrek bird her'
dude 1: 'ok me, you and who else?
dude 2: 'how bout garth?'
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Duolingo Bird is a murderous green grape that trys to teach you other languages. He does so by threatening you or a family member. His favourite language to teach is Spanish. He hates it when you break your streak. And for your safety, don't delete the app.
Person 1: Dude, have you seen my sister?
Person 2: She is with Duolingo Bird now
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"I wanna get you in the Georgia Dome on the fifty yard line
while the dirty birds kick for t'ree"
Ludacris - What's Your Fantasy
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A nutcase, often found browsing in New Age stores. There is a dispute among philologists whether the term originally referred to those who looked like birds or those feeding the birds.
Dude, I went to that alternative practitioner you recommended. What a bird person.
That protest sucked, just a bunch of bird people handing out vegan stew.
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An app with green pigs who steal eggs from birds who can't ever remember to keep them safe and get really pissed when they get stolen, even though they should've done a better job protecting them.
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