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A hammerhead shark, only not a shark.
My pants are the beneficiary of an impressive hammer boner.
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Enlarged erection due to the warmth and good smell that comes from pizza on your lap.
"Hey have you been to La Ventina's recently?"
"Yeah that place gives me a massive pizza boner!"
When Pamela entered the room, Kyle was standing in front of the mirror naked, with a lazy boner, smearing scarlet lipstick all over his face.
- What the fuck? said Pamela. - You still haven't cleaned up the house?
A super awkward boner when confused with a person's gender.
well isn't the return of the why boner...
So stoked that you have a boner.
"Dude I landed that hill flip I've been working on I'm so boner stoked!" "I'm boner stoked about bombing this parking garage it looks like some gnarly speed!!!!" "Why are you so boner stoked?"
noun: the erection you get during class, usually right before the teacher asks you to write something on the chalkboard. A type of social suicide.
Today in math, the teacher asked me to solve a problem on the board, and everyone saw my enormous chalk boner.
If your tongue does a good job with her bean,boom! Instant boner's bonus all over your face!