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Something I will never have at this rate. Once you reach 18 without ever being kissed you are pretty much on the "old spinster" mailing list. And we all know mailing lists define our true selves.
I wish I could have a real person to breakup with so i wouldnt have to keep making up stories about ex boyfreinds that dont exist.
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When a girl wants a boyfriend she'll remain single, but when she gives up on guys, a guy will ask her out.
Emma: I am so over guys! I give up! I'm going to focus on myself, and my work.
Sara: you're totally going to get boyfriend now, it's the Boyfriend Rule.
10 seconds later
Chad: Hey Emma, wanna go out with me?
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the type of arms good for holding stuff
park jongseong has boyfriend arms
A guy that isn't your boyfriend but talks to you like a boyfriend would.
"Me and Tristan have been talking, but we aren't official"
"So he's like a step boyfriend?"
A vibrator.
Spent last night catching up on Greys anatomy and the electric boyfriend
A guy that you can always refer back to once your boyfriend leaves you. He is usually sexy in an old way and has money.
Well, I will always have my boyfriends dad.
Boyfriend Warehouse is a unisex clothing company created by American musician Kevin Abstract of BROCKHAMPTON fame.
DUDE 1: Yo man, did you cop those hoodies from the Boyfriend Warehouse drop the other night?
DUDE 2: Yeah bro I'm gonna look so fly wearing that to school