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When you tell a huge lie to get ahead in the world, gather street cred or to gain advantage with the ladies. Based on the realization that NBC's anchorman has been less than truthful in some of his reporting.
Bro #1: Dude, I finally got Missy to go home with me, it was awesome.
Bro #2: Fuck you, no WAY, she turned you down at least eleven times.
Bro #1: I know, I had to totally use the Brian Williams to get in her pants.
Bro #2: Dude you are the master.
A fluffy dude that loves food but not kyle rhodes:)
This poem was written for Brian Nicholes:
The definition of a redneck, in which we can all agree
The white supremacist yelling "I CANT BREATHE"
Takes pride in his stance, pride in his hair
But we'll never forget him and the TA's affair
He'll punish you for the slightest infraction
It could be a bad day or just anything that comes to his mind
Hence not a soul would consider him kind
His friend Sorensen looks like he's from Mars
But we got to hand it to him, he never caught us throwing tennis balls at the cars
We hit just about everything, cars, buses, cops, bikers, even an old lady
We're old enough to forgive him for yelling at everyone
Because when he gets caught, hell will have only begun
"let go" from dvhs...oh no...how my
Just like his last job at El Cerrito High
The ferocious beast of an alter ego that is awakened by ingesting near-lethal levels of whiskey, Pabst, and cheap jello shots from a honkytonk in the middle of BFE Northwest. This is not your momma's dissociated identity, this one comes with a parental advisory and a bad attitude. Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, and hide ya girlfriends 'cause Evil Brian's going to be taking the wheel for the rest of the night. Evil Brian is the antithesis of political correctness and loves his boys. Evil Brian rides dirty with his posse of whiskey-slamming-est, dirty road-riding-est, mean-mugging motherfuckers this side of the Rockies.
"I'm about 10 shots deep and feel my mind slipping. Evil Brian's in control now; what happens next isn't up to me anymore, but you better hope that he likes your face, so he doesn't have to rearrange it for you."
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Evil Brian: "Don't worry 'insert name here' , you just go on and rest now. I'm Evil Brian and imma be getting us home tonight"
Brian is the sweetest person you can ever imagine. He has 2 best friends he talks to almost everyday. Their names are Annie and Connor. He uses discord almost every day and he also plays Roblox pretty often. He loves Royale High. He's straight and he's also a male.
Annie Roeng: Ugh I'm too lazy to do my homework, Connor can you help me? Connor Wong: No Also Him: Maybe Brian Hung can?
Invented by sex magician, Brian Goating, the move involves cuming in a girls mouth than licking her teeth. Removing all the cum and gunk from in between her teeth
Bro me and my girl tried Brian Goating last night
Makes really awkward jokes. Is white but says racial slurs like “wigger”
And “retard”though the students of his honors US history class still love him
Brian O’Connor says “Abraham Lincoln is a wigger”
The best guitarist ever, honestly adorable too
My friend: who is brian May
Me: the best guitarists ever 🎸