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A moment where someone named Brian will act devious and/or obnoxious to another person or you itself
Brian: *shoots a store clerk*
Brian: Oh sorry I won’t do it again
Brian again: *shoots someone again*
Me: Classic Brian moment
Describes a person with SEXY glasses, SEXY math and science skills, and SEXY basketball shooting pose, who is OBSESSED and constantly discusses information regarding exams, and loves to create physical contact with BOTH male and female, making one REALLY uncomfortable.
Brian Lee is a sexy mother fucker.
After old mate Brian appeared on cigarette packets in Australia, it only makes sense that cigarettes should be called dead brians.
Hey James, pass me a dead brian.
Brian-(Xhosa verb for stealing )taking/borrowing someone's property and telling them you will return it the next day or week but never doing so
Martin: where my mask at ?
Yusuf: Don't trip I'll bring it tomorrow
Martin:Don't be pulling a Brian on me
Brian-(Xhosa verb for stealing)Taking/borrowing someone else's belongings then telling them you will return it but never doing so.
Martin: Where's my mask
Yusuf: Don't trip I'll bring it tomorrow
Martin: Don't be pulling a Brian on me
The ferocious beast of an alter ego that is awakened by ingesting near-lethal levels of whiskey, Pabst, and cheap jello shots from a honkytonk in the middle of BFE Northwest. This is not your momma's dissociated identity, this one comes with a parental advisory and a bad attitude. Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, and hide ya girlfriends 'cause Evil Brian's going to be taking the wheel for the rest of the night. Evil Brian is the antithesis of political correctness and loves his boys. Evil Brian rides dirty with his posse of whiskey-slamming-est, dirty road-riding-est, mean-mugging motherfuckers this side of the Rockies.
"I'm about 10 shots deep and feel my mind slipping. Evil Brian's in control now; what happens next isn't up to me anymore, but you better hope that he likes your face, so he doesn't have to rearrange it for you."
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Evil Brian: "Don't worry 'insert name here' , you just go on and rest now. I'm Evil Brian and imma be getting us home tonight"
When you tell a huge lie to get ahead in the world, gather street cred or to gain advantage with the ladies. Based on the realization that NBC's anchorman has been less than truthful in some of his reporting.
Bro #1: Dude, I finally got Missy to go home with me, it was awesome.
Bro #2: Fuck you, no WAY, she turned you down at least eleven times.
Bro #1: I know, I had to totally use the Brian Williams to get in her pants.
Bro #2: Dude you are the master.