University of British Columbia

1. University of British Columbia a.k.a University of Billion Chinese a.k.a University of Beautiful Chicks a.k.a University of Booze and Cannabis.

2. The Berkley of Canada, and one of the top 40 universities in the world. A fact which no one outside of academia is really aware of. Usually perceived by Canadians as being among the top three universities in the country. (U of Toronto, Mcgill are the other two).

3. The university with the most beautiful campus in Canada.

" I attend University of British Columbia" - Canadian

" Is that a good school?"- American

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british broadcasting corporation

the British version of bbc

"you want some bbc"
"British broadcasting corporation?"

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british fish productions

A world famous and critically acclaimed band that first originated in Martinez, CA. The lead vocalist is Travis Penile.

I can't wait for the next British Fish Productions song!

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british secondary school

British secondary school is the highlight of any brits school years. We have the annoying year 7’s who don’t know where anything is, the year 8’s glad that they aren’t year 7’s anymore, the year 9’s are as annoying as the year 7’s, then year 10 actually stressing out because they haven’t revised and the top tier year 11’s just trying to pass their GCSE’s and are extremely over secondary school. Let’s not forget the walking wotsits, the Chavs, the road men and the horse girls. All ICONIC in a different way, (especially with the horse girls munching away in the corner eating the bucket of hay her mum packet for her). Anyways first thing you know letters are going home about knits and the next week your having an assembly about someone vandalising the toilets. But one things for sure......you ain’t gonna find out who did it.

Thing 1: Do you remember that creepy IT teacher we had in year 7?
Thing 2: Oh yeah the one that always put his had over the girls hands to “direct” the mouse.
Thing 1: Yeah well yesterday I found out he got fired for getting to close to the P.E. Teacher.
Thing 2: *sighs* Only in british secondary school.

British rainy day

When a man ejaculates on a female’s glasses, and then wipes his penis on them, like on a car’s windscreen wiper.

Hey George, did you hear about Mark giving Emily a “British rainy day”?

British Education System

A spiffing joke.

Baxton: I say, the British Education System is a right ol' joke, wouldn't you say?

Reginald: Ah yes, quite! *Cockney chuckle*

british sun tan

A sun tan covering only the face and lower arms. Known as this due to Britons unwillingness to show their bodies in summer, it is largley irrelevant to today's Britain and reflects laregly British stereotypes.

Charles has a British sun tan! His face and arms are all brown!

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