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When you take a poop and it kinda burns your butthole.
Dang guy that crap gave me fire butt.
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The reason I came up with myself to explain to my children how corn, although fully chewed, still comes back out whole during a bowel movement.
Based off of the story of the poor cobbler and his wife who could not afford to make shoes to sell so that they could buy food (but were rescued by elves in the night who made the shoes for them to sell), Butt Elves work the same way, living inside your butt and stitching the corn back together. This explains the strange phenomena that most parents just can't explain to their youngsters.
"Daddy - why does my corn come back out whole in my poop when I chewed it up?"
"Well, sweetie, the butt elves must have been working overtime again!"
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A rhyme-arific and obnoxious way to respond to the obnoxious & ubiquitous question, "Guess What?" A much easier response than actually trying to guess the topic about to be brought up.
Inane Questioner: "Guess What?"
Clever You: "CHICKEN BUTT!"
Inane Questioner: "umm.. right..."
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This is 10% luck, 20% skill
15% concentrated power of will
5% pleasure, 50% pain
And a 100% reason to remember the name
dude i jst had awsome butt sex with tht hoe
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a phrase meaning that someone just crapped themselves.
Shauna's mom had to throw out their couch because Shauna got her nasty Butt Mess all over it.
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to engage one's self in sexual intercourse via the anus
see anal for further graphic details
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When you fart repeatedly several times in a minute.
I've got the butt hiccups. Maybe I should take a shit.
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