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Hard Candy

1.) An underage girl between the ages of 12 and 16 who is attractive to older men.

2.) The one Counting Crows album where singer Adam Duritz doesn't seep extremely depressed.

1.) Theres some great hard candy at the middle school over there.

2.) Counting Crows Fan: Last night I was so happy, I was listening to the album "Hard Candy" by Counting Crows!

Other Guy: Isn't that the band with that depressed guy with dreads who sings that song about his penis "Mr. Jones?"

by dfhjsdfsui April 4, 2010

74๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


jew candy

Money, especialy pennies and dimes

CJ: You Picked up that Penny?
AJ: Yeah.
CJ: Enjoy your Jew Candy!

by Chuck Lyer October 16, 2007

50๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Candy Toy

Cars in Houston, Texas that are covered in candy paint.

What it do?
Just chillin' and cruisin' in my candy toyyyyy!

by Eladio's Sex Slave July 31, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shandy Candy

Phrase created by Mike Hoppett from United Kingdom.
June 2007

Definition...

Members of the opposite sex that you find very attractive in some way that you feel the need to fantasize and masturbate while thinking of them.

Jane Fonda is definitly shandy candy in the film Barbarella.

by michael hoppett June 18, 2007

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Candy Bowl

A group of men ejaculate into a large bowl in a race to see who can finish the quickest. The individual who finishes last is required to drink from the bowl.

"The Whiskey Brothers gathered around the Candy Bowl hoping they wouldn't be last"

by Whiskey Brother Robert L. February 14, 2012

10๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass candy

It is a cocktail. It contains 3 oz amaretto almond liqueur and 12 oz cherry cola.

Rachel: What are you drinking, there?
Joey: Ass Candy.
Ross: Give me a glass of that!

by FriendsFan2006 June 20, 2009

20๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


candy land

The miracle land where all types of candy can be found. Some items are even made of candy. This candy can be the sweet, made of sugar kind, or the mind-fucking, only found in some parts of mexico kind.

Guy 1: Dude, I went to frickin' candy land last night.
Guy 2: Holy crap bro, how was it?
Guy 1: Totally trippy!

by Mexican Tripper December 8, 2008

24๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž