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What fat people go on to lose weight. Apparently, if all you eat is cabbage soup, the weight falls off you, but it makes your shit 20 times more rancid. My ex-boss was on one for a couple of months - he'd go grab the newspaper and charge into the toilet for a good half hour session. The place was off-limits for a good 45 minutes afterwards and some of the tiles had fallen off the walls
Workmate: Oh dear, Lynchy's just gone into the bogs with the paper
Me: Dammit! I really need to piss! Guess I'll have to go in the 'ladies'...
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The uncontrollable urge to shave one's eyebrows
"What happened to Tom"
"He got cabbage patch fever during quarentine"
To be an Inept Cabbage Head is to have the equal brain capacity of Sir Steve Bruce
Inept Cabbage Head is to be a constant failure, a Girthy piece of meat and have the football knowledge of a an American.
Someone with a fat face like a cabbage patch doll
My ex trish has a cabbage patch face
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A typically dishonest person that is fake/made of plastic (in a figurative sense).
That lying cunt Chelsy is a cabbage patch bitch.
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An insult back in old english with the equivalence to what we call a bitch
(in an english accent) You stupid squashed cabbage leaf
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noun. "Chill out" zone in a dance club. Instantly recognisable as it commonly features humans in a vegetable- like state surrounded by clouds of smoke.
A: Where is Charlie?
B: Charle had too much to drink, you'll probably find him in the cabbage patch as he's not feeling too good.
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