Random
Source Code
Random
An ungodly act requiring a living bull moose, three ski-doos, 16 meters of sinew, a couple of beaver placentas, 4 tonnes of maple syrup, 17 willing people (gender non-specific) and 1200 tim horton's doughnuts (must have holes). This act is a communal sexual celebration of Canadian culture that takes place during parliamentary prorogation so that the overlord may spawn a new generation of conservative minions. This highly secret ceremony is presided over by the great Canadian overlord Stephano P. Harperissimo (known to non-Canadians as Stephen Harper). Only one non-Canadian has ever been known to participate in this ceremony, the notorious American human-catfish named Stephen Colbert, and this was only because the great overlord Harperissimo's nonbrained minions mistook Stephen for their overlord the great Stephano. It is said that Stephen spawned a new generation of super-conservative human-fish-Canadian hybrid foot soldiers who now roam the earth spreading maple syrup, dweebiness, and conflicted views on healthcare throughout the globe.
This year there is no parliament until after the Olympics because Harper is conducting a session of "Canada's History".
2👍 7👎
A highly perverse form of sexual intercourse involving adult pleasureables that can be directly (and stereotypically) attributed to Canada. Such examples of said pleasurables could include moose antlers, Canadian whisky, and the stanley cup.
Jess & Gary could not engage themselves any longer in "canada's history," as it took too much a toll on her body.
2👍 7👎
An absolutely disgusting sexual act. A combination of a dirty sanchez, a bukkake, a rusty trombone, a Cleveland steamer, while watching 2 Girls 1 Cup.
Dude, I so totally imparted Canada's history on your Mom last night!
2👍 8👎
the sexual act of having a group of men with explosive diarrhea defecate into an unconscious woman's vagina. After all the men present have made bowel movements, the woman is hung upside down by her feet. The men then take turns guzzling maple syrup and then inducing vomit onto the woman's vagina. The woman, still hung by her feet, is spun around in circles so the rope, cable or chain used to bind her, when let go, causes her to spin wildly out of control. As this happens, the men masturbate. The last man to ejaculate is punched in the face until the suspended woman stops spinning and comes to a complete and total rest. That man is then adorned with moose antlers and must sit on a replica of the stanley cup whittled from the largest log of a beaver dam. The replica also must be filled with poutine (a canadian cuisine consisting of french fries, cottage cheese and gravy). He must remain on this replica until the suspended woman has awakened and consumed all of the aforementioned contents of her vagina with a red and white candy-striped crazy straw.
Stephen Colbert had to suspend his show for a week because he stayed home sick from participating in Canada's History.
2👍 8👎
is when you take maple syrup and cover moose antlers and the Stanley Cup. Then once they are fully covered in the syrup. You shuve then up your girls vagina in till it is all up there.
Guy 1: Yo did you ever canada's history your girl?
Guy 2: Hell ya! Who hassent?
Guy 1: True that.
3👍 8👎
1) A magazine formerly called "The Beaver" till the name was constantly blocked by porn filters (lol).
2) Canadas history is trapping beaver.....its future is being America's parking lot/self-storage spot.
Ran outta room for my winter clothes...gonna have to make them Canadas History.
8👍 59👎
Extremely kinky sex, involving saran wrap, a hot glue gun, and a chicken. A term made popular by satirical news show host Stephen Colbert.
Met a chick at a bar the other day and she said let's go back to my place and find out about 'canada's history' and I felt my pits begin to sweat.
2👍 9👎