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After you give away your v-card, you give away your q-card. Stands for 'quality' Each time you give it away it just gets more and more valuable......or less.
John: I just got my q card back from Leslie, make that a 10 baby!
Mike: Where's your v-card?
John: Lost it when I was 14 asshole.
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The card you get when a relationship becomes facebook official, AKA biggest mistake ever
I was hooking up with this girl and all she wants is my R Card, fuck that bro
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A person who is nice, kind and loyal. She is so beautiful and pretty and is the hotest person in the world. If they are dating someone they are lucky AF.
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Similar to a V-card, but referring to a first pregnancy rather than just ones virginity.
Dude! Did you hear about Trisha? First time splashing cherries and she straight got that mom card swiped same time as that v-card. Homegirl is prego.
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Running anything between someoneβs ass cheeks like making a purchase at the local shit and get.
Damn baby, iβm About to slide my dick down your crack like my debit card.
My man really gave me the debit card last night.
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Something white people made up so that when they say something that is racially offensive they can turn it around on you and make it seem likeο»Ώ you're being over sensitive.
Kevin(Asian): Well, I have to go guys.
Jake(white): Go where? To to eat some sushi and noodles?
Kevin: Ouch, that was kind of racist.
Jake: Oh, shut up and stop trying to play the race card.
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Cassie(black): Hey Becky, I'm having a cookout this weekend. You should come.
Becky(white): What's on the menu?
Cassie: you know just regular cookout food.
Becky: Well, I'm allergic to watermelon so no thanks.
Cassie: What would make you think I would be having watermelon? Because I'm black?
Becky: Here we go with the race card again.
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A person who is very good at playin cards; like poker, blackjack, etc. Many times they hustle you.
Yo, that mofucker over there is one bad card shark, dude.
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