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A large group of chavs and chavettes walking down the street or hanging around on a street corner, smoking and sometimes drunk. Like an avalanche, you may get swallowed up bt the crowd, and possibly killed by the cloud of smoke and cheap perfume that lingers! It is recomended to stay away if at all possible!
'look out mate'
'what'
'that, quick run!'
'help us...chav-alanche!!'
The name of a sport/method of pest control which has not become legal due to "human right" howevcer we must ask ourselves if this affliction of normal society is actually human and not some kind of plague, or the damned returning from the pits of hell. The game entails the extermination of as many chavs as possible within one's lifetime. Any method of elimination is allowed within the confines of the game ranging from tactical nuclear strikes and shot gun kills at close range to bludgeoning to death with another chav.
Start a petition now with your local council, 'legalise chav hunting' push the point that they could be used to test new military weapons on and to replace animals in animal testing labs, they could even be burned as an alternative fuel source.
'wooooooo chav hunting'
'let the chav hunt begin'
'I, the prime minster of great britain, proclaim chav hunting legal'
'chav hunting, the new olympic sport'
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Someone from the UK who wears a shit ton of makeup and fake tan
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a girl who wears fake tan, fake af, acts popular, dumber than a 5 year old, disrespectful to any teacher, and most importantly, they pick on anyone smarter than them or are different to them in any way - Tyler
every girl in my school's a chav girl
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A chav who is obviously a chav but claims not to be a chav
1: that guy reckons he's not a chav! He must be in chav denial
2: that guys wearing trackies in marks and spencers, he must be in chav denial!
3: are you a chav? "nah fuk dat init, i iz no chav!" You are clearly in chav denial.
A new olympic sport for the 2012 games has to be chav pigeon shooting. A variation of the original clay pigeon variety, this variant would involve launching Chavs from a large ballista into the air. The competitors would then shoot the Chavs with computer guided "smart" surface to air missiles to ensure maximum kill rate. Prior to the finals each competitor would have to go through 150 qualifying rounds to ensure that the maximum number of Chavs were dispatched.........PULL!
Chav Hunting Games set to become the growth sport of the decade!!
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its a council estate or council housing in the UK.
a chav is the equivalent of white trash. those people on benefits (welfare) AND who dont try to find work AND are happy with this life style.
the government provides them with housing and welfare and you find some who have not worked a single day in there lives to earn a living.
this can happen for generations in the same family and they tend to have children at an early age 16. many of them sometimes accidentally but sometimes due to not having anything else to do other than shag.
i got a puncture on my bicycle near that chav factory because of the broken beer bottle glass on the road.
that chav factory is so noisy, we should call the police.
oh did you hear that hun: there is another murder at the chav factory nearby.
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