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When you are eating a girl out and she queefs in your face
Chinese airconditioners are even worse when you have your mouth open
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The act of eating rice with your penis out of your partners belly button cavaties
I got so full from Chinese sex last night
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reference to hand jobs or masturbation. In the United States and Canada in the late 19th and early 20th century, the occupation of laundry worker was heavily identified with Chinese Americans. They were known for doing laundry "By Hand"
"Man. old boy ain't gettin' no play from his girl!"
"Really? Not even Chinese Laundry?"
or
"Is Lou comin' out with us tonight?"
"No, he says he has to stay in and do laundry..."
"Yeah...Chinese Laundry!"
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A group of disgusting and uneducated travelers who want to wreck havoc within nations outside of China. Many Chinese tourists piss and shit on the streets, on monuments, in subways, on airplanes, and in malls, fart in public in front of people's faces, spit on the streets, give the Nazi salute in Berlin, Germany to violate its laws, create graffiti on certain structures to inform people that the Chinese are superior to everyone, cut in line in front of people within stores, force people to engage in a relationship with money, and being very loud and immoral to others. Those barbarians are the worst tourists by worldwide standards, are one of the worst people to socialize with, and many people worldwide desire to ban them from entering into their nations to explore ever again.
It goes to show that Chinese tourists earning more financial stability is still isn't enough when it comes to behaving outside of their nation, thanks to their schools being shut down and intelligent teachers being tormented to death or re-educated by the Red Army under Mao Tse-tung during the Cultural Revolution of the 1960s.
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When you are extremely close to shitting your pants and the turd has already begun to sprout it can draw patterns in your pants when you walk. The resulting pattern can be likened to a chinese essay.
Neil: Look at Stu doing the john wayne walk to the bog.
Me: Yeah, he must be writing a chinese essay in there.
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when recieving oral sex, and urine escapes the penis, mixing with the semen, creating a yellowish substance in your partners mouth, known as a 'chinese snowball'
Jim: Ey yo cuh. did you fuck her?
John: naw cuh, i gave her a chinese snowball though
Jim: Awe shit man. thats nastyyy!
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used to describe the side-profile of a tit when it has inward slope to it, much like the roof of a chinese style building.
i was titty fucking this bitch with chinese rooftops last night!
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