Dress Code

Guys dress code for a strip club, Halloween, or Las Vegas:
1. Pants
2. Wallet containing cash

Girls dress code for a strip club, Halloween, or Las Vegas:
1. Heels
2. short skirt (no panties)
3. Top showing excessive cleavage

Girls dress code when greater than 200lbs:
1. GIANT burlap sack.
2. Flower print Moo-Moo

Door Guy: "Excuse me Ma'am, but we have a policy at this club that does not permit chicks as hot as you to enter while wearing dress slacks, It is against our dress code. Please go home and either change into something slutty OR become 40 years older. Your fat friend my enter but only if she puts on a giant burlap sack to disguise her as a mountain of potatoes, we do not want to scare the other patrons. You may purchase a burlap sack from us for $15"

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Code Red

Military term for highest authority action given primarily in extermination by all means necessary.

Execute order code red, kill everyone.

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The Sacred Code

Easily the BIGGEST joke in North Carolina's music scene. An untalented screamo band full of wannabe scene kid douchebags. These "musicians", who choose to dress and act like homosexuals, are frequently flamed for their out-of-place egos, controversial "Christian" principles, and their holier-than-thou attitudes towards people who would rather listen to real metal, not to mention the fact that their music is TERRIBLE. Their sole audience consists of around 15 or 16 easily-impressionable 14 year-old girls, who for some reason, believe that they sound like Attack! Attack!, or Rocky Loves Emily, or other screamo bands that suck just a little bit less.

Hey man, did you check out "The Sacred Code" at the luna bean last night?

Yeah. And they sucked.

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Code 546

An irregular and extremely large woody. As defined from Toy Story and Toy Story 2.

"Buzz Lightyear #2: Will somebody *please* explain what's going on?

Buzz Lightyear: It's all right, Space Ranger. It's a code 546.

Buzz Lightyear #2: gasps You mean it's a...?

Buzz Lightyear: Yes.

Buzz Lightyear #2: And he's a...?

Buzz Lightyear: Oh, yeah.

Buzz #2 runs over to Woody and gets down on his knees

Buzz Lightyear #2: Your Majesty."

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the guys code

A unwritten code that is a set of rules that guys should follow or is common sense for guys. One rule for example would be bros before hoes. It is also known as the dudes code and as the mens code.

rhys u are breaking the guys code

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Nigga code

A code that is only between you and your friends.

Secret code

Jeff and Tommy did a nigga code in at school as they meet. People didn't know what going on between them.

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Matlab that code

A phrase used by Teja Tej in the rap "Matlab is cool!" Typically used for those who want to write a code but do not know which programming language to use.

Nerd 1: "Man I wish I could write this code, but I don't know if C++ is good for this."
Nerd 2: "Matlab that code!"

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