A Collin is a kid who was touched by his dad in the shower, he has now come to think that’s normal
A Racist Weeaboo That Cries ALOT And Gets Beat Up By Black Kids
“Dude did you hear Collin got beat up by black kids again”
A true alpha male with a big heart. Always looking to help others in need and loves animals. Unlike many other men, he is neither a simp nor a horny bastard. He respects all races and has never made a racist remark. He condemns fat shaming and is a well mannered cultured man who does not use vulgarities against others. Furthermore, he has a great temper and does not rage easily.
Last but not least, he has a massive shlong.
girl#1 hey babe i hooked up with this random dude yesterday and his sausage was so small 😡
girl#2 LOL how small was it?
girl#1 like 2.5cm ?? *sobs*
girl#2 GIRL u need a collin in ur life. he never fails to disappoint
The nicest boy anybody could ever meet super hot and great in bed. He is rich and will pay for all the needs you want. He doesn’t want kids so if your looking for multiple sex trips don’t get pregnant! But you’ll LOVE home either way. Don’t let a Collin go!
I am dating Collin from my high school class.
An absolute gaming god. Gets loads of hot chicks and plays in the NFL. When you see him you say "damn it's Collin I wish I could be him. Charming and charismatic, always lifts the mood when he's not angry. Don't get him angry otherwise he will sleep with your girl, delete your most prized Minecraft world and forever make your pillows warm. Make sure you get on his good side otherwise you will lose all of your social credit. Always manages to throw the best parties and bring the most fun. If you go to one of his parties you will instantly become a master at League of Legends.
Hot Babe: " I wish I was Collins woman, he is so masterful at League of Legends"
Gamer: " I wish Collin would carry me in League of Legends
Gamer 2: "Every time I play with Collin there is no competition "
Karen: "It's yes mam"
an absolutely flawless person. who has insanely good looks that makes him one of the best. He is an insanely loyal and just waiting for his Juliet. Girls if you ever get a Collin don't walk out cause he's the best of the best and will love you like no other. He's a great guy who can come of shy but is a great friend if you get to know him.
Hot girl 1: Look at that Collin! He's so amazing!