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(n) Origin: Comes from Latin word "Schilleci" meaning "to become one with the cooter, slut, and virgin"
Refers to a woman who meets the following criteria:
1)Has a cooter
2)Is a slut
3)Is a virgin
4)Constantly is wet for a thick dick
5)Is everywhere
Those cooter-slut-virgins are dripping wet right now.
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Drunk, inebriated, plastered to the extreme, possibly still mobile but definately not conscious. There must have existed some person named Cooter Brown at one point in human history and he was a DRUNK!
Hunter came home from that kegger last night and he was as drunk as Cooter Brown. We just threw him in the bathtub and closed the door.
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When you can get through a series of crunches without queebing.
I did my cooter crunches in gym today while my partner held my feet.
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An overused, rancid and smelly whore that needs constant stroking and feels the world owes her red carpets and royal capes, never thinking that her own sloppy, vapid flaps stink after she fucks everyone over.
When she finished spouting her grandeurous illusions, the musty scent of lingering junk yard cooter filled the air.
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BEAUTIFUL. If someone says this to you, regardless of what you look like, or what color you are, understand every vag is beautiful. A vagina comes in all shapes and sizes! Love yourself:)
“She has a black girl cooter”
When a girls cooter gets a pulse after she sees something she is attracted to.
"oh my gosh that guy gave me a strong case of Cooter Heartbeat (CH)"
When you get your girl so close you can slide your cowboy hat down her clit like a Visa card and make her shoot like a 12 gauge
I gave my girl the ole Carolina cooter shooter last night and I still can’t get the stains out of my cowboy hat
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