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When one engages in intercourse with both the mother and the daughter either as a threesome or on separate occasions.
Dude I totally had the Cougar Club Combo with Ashlee and Daphne last night!
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The opposite of being a cougar.
When an older male goes for a younger female.
A retired professor went to give a speech to a college but really went there to mack on college girls. Talk about reverse cougarism!
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The act of hanging around beach tourist areas waiting for drunk cougars to emerge from bars. Once they emerge from thier drunken dens of cub hunting, you shove them to the ground, laugh and run away.
My lesbian friend and I witnessed a nasty Drunk Cougar Tipping in Ocean City.
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A pathetically old cougar; a woman way too old to be out on the prowl.
Did you see how old the woman Rick went home with was? Fuck, I swear, she was a sabre-toothed cougar!!!
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An attractive young woman under 30 who steals an older woman's younger lover, hot older husband or rich older hubby or lover away.
"Did you hear what happened to Debra?"
"The cougar? The 42 year old woman with the 28 year old boy toy? no. what? is she ok?"
"he left her for a hot 22 year old Cougar Conquerer Kitten"
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A form fitting pair of jeans that woman over 40 wear to show off their shape when they go out on the prowl
Cougar 1: Now that your divorce is final you should go to this club with me to get back in the dating game.
Cougar 2: Yeah, but I was married for so long that I don't have anything to wear.
Cougar 1: We are both the same size, I have these great pair of Cougar Bottom Jeans you can wear. When I wear them the young guys can't keep their hands off me.
Cougar 2: Well then go get them and I will try to get a baby sitter.
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The act of vigorously mountaining a large feral feline, preferably a mature succulent cougar, yielding a classic result within 1 standard deviation.
Big Willy had his prepubescent mind blown when he first experienced the Cougar Mountain Classic. His life... and genitals, will never be the same.