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A girl who has an accent like Gru from despicable me.
And wears a lot of makeup
This shows that you are homosexual. Many people will take pictures/selfies like that to show signs of homosexuality
*Takes selfie with one hand covering half of there face*
Friend: hey man why you always use one hand covering half of the face in photos
Them: oh becuase I am homosexual and part of the lgbtq+ and I just show my love for the lgbt community as I am part of it.
Friend: um- ok
Who’s Jackson Cover you may ask? Well he is the hottest man alive so why don’t you go follow him on Snapchat. @jaxcover14
Micheal B Jordan- I’m the hottest man alive
Jackson Cover- oh really
Michael B Jordan- I’m so sorry Mr. Hottest Man Alive *bows down*
Jackson Cover- get on your knees boy
not showing the vagina during a mature film.
The couple were doing a clitoral cover for the whole hour of the production.
it’s when two male food bloggers are on a date: they have a fondue pot, of milk chocolate, BUT they have ran out of strawberries. WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO? they whip out their testicles (balls) and dip them in, and proceed to ‘clean’ (lick them) clean off of each other.
would you like to chocolate covered raisin tonight?
a candy consisting of individual raisins coated in a shell of milk, dark or white chocolate.
Chocolate-covered raisins are the best.
When your group comes up with the best unspeakable sex act if the week but it falls short when it is not defined by person the group relied upon. #nevergofulltim, #notmytim, #impeachtim,
The act of traveling highway speeds while getting a blow job by a 70+year old, dentures out.
Timmy's grandma gave me the ole crocheted steering wheel cover on the way over to the house.