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When your in the Rofo at 7am and the pacing crackhead next to you is drinking a XL Slurpee thinks you’re taking to long and calls you a “ Chocolate covered Vegan” I can only assume its a crackheads version of a “Karen”
“ Hey your not wearing a mask , ( as they pace back and forth all up in your personal bubble) your a chocolate covered vegan!
When a man fucks a black girl and cums on her
Their relationship has really gotten better because she let him give her a cream covered Oreo
famous for having one’s pictures frequently published on the covers of magazines.
The girl is cover-famous. Her pictures are frequently published on the covers of major mags.
Fucking a girl on her period and nutting and she pushes it out on your balls then sucks your balls
Guy-Hey baby I'm cumming
Girl-want frosted covered cherries
Guy-fuck yea
When you shit on a boring girl during sex, and she's still unresponsive.
I had to throw that chocolate covered starfish in the shower after we were done.
the smuttiest people on earth. if you see one of their stories- you better read it- it will be filled with smut on smut...
“did you see sugar covered waffles new wattpad story!?”
“Yeahhh! it’s so smutty!”
A cover parent is someone who likes to say they are a parent and post pictures of their kid but when it comes down to the work they usually let the spouse or someone else do it.
Did you here Becka says shes a good mother but her husband says she’s just a cover parent.