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1. anyone grazing around the crowd on a dance floor.
2. anyone who is considerably "too fat" to even be on a dance floor.
1. "I bumped into a wood cow last night while I was performing some of my awesome moves."
2. "Someone get a cattle prod and move that wood cow off the floor before it cracks."
The God of our world. He created the universe and everything in it. The finest representation of our god is by a follower named William Henry Davis who created a painting featuring long cow's form after he attained moksha. He has preached everywhere in the world because his godly power allows him to. The four gods under him, namely Shrek, Mr. Muffin, Sans and Polish toilet are the ones who brought on the truth to us humans. Long Cow is often confused with Polish Cow who is in reality, an alternate form of Long Cow. Recently, Long Cow has disappeared and was not known to most of mankind after he found out about Dream's music video called "Mask".
Person A: All Hail Long Cow Sama.
Person B: Amen.
Cows Minge is a serious disease that humans can get from poor hygiene.
A disease in humans where the vagina turns inside out and can bleed quite often. Cows Minge should be treated immediately.
That white shit that comes out of cow tits and most people drink.
yo bitch did you get that cow juice from the store.
The underbelly of a female cow that shoots out milk like little guns.
Syn. Utter (sg.)
"I collected milk from that cow tiddy."