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Is a self defense technique that involves carrying a pocket sized cow in case of attack. When attacked you whip it out and throw it at the assailant. Because no one has a prepared defense for such a random attack it has the effect of stunning an assailant who is left for some time processing "hey, did that guy just throw a cow at me?" This allows you plenty of time to escape as the assailant tries to dislodge the now expanded to full size cow. A variant of the Pocket Cow is the Dancing Pocket Cow which also inflicts steady small damage from the four hooves until the cow is dislodged. Creation credit: RPGIlluminati
Oh no, he has a gun; deploy pocket cow!
Wait, what , did that guy just throw a cow at me?... (followed by spamming the space bar or tapping the screen for some time to get the cow off) Where did he go?
Someone who likes to throw bricks at cows on Sunday after church, under a bridge with your dad
Billy are you a cow jumper? Billy: yes *grabs bricks*
The underbelly of a female cow that shoots out milk like little guns.
Syn. Utter (sg.)
"I collected milk from that cow tiddy."
Grab your cow saddles boys don't go getting them girls pregnant.
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He is god, and he is cow. Don't disrespect him, or the council and the milk will kill you. He stars in many bibles.
"Bawai Cow sucks!" said joe
Joe fucking dies
An asshole of immense proportions; someone who posts paranoid, offtopic and psychotic comments on blogs throughout the internet; ie, Dean Berry, Real American.
Dean Berry, Real American is a fart cow.