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when a guy cums in his hand and puts it on his thumb and slides his thumb down the girls forhead and says "simba"
yo me and my girl did crank dat lion king last night
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verb:
To masturbate (crank that soldier boy)
John didn't bring anyone home so he proceeded to crank dat Soulja boy
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1. A ridiculously gay song made by One-Hit-Wonder Soulja Boy.
2. Masturbation.
1. Soulja Boy: SOULJA BOY UP IN DAT HO, WATCH ME LEAN AND-
Person: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
2. Person 1: I decided to Crank dat Soulja Boy since nobody was home.
Person 2: So how long did your reign of cum last?
Person 1: 20 minutes, them my parents came to my room.
Person 2: That's what you get for doing the hand job.
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when a man ejaculates into his hands and spreads the goods onto the eye lashes of his lucious lady friend while she is sleeping, this will prevent her from opening her eyes the fallowing morning after waking up, leaving her blind like the infamous stevie wonder.
"last night, i crank dat stevie wonder on tyquesha, she coudn't see for days"
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When you put "Never Gonna Give You Up" on your iPod under the name "Crank Dat". So if an unsuspecting wigger decides to superman some hoes, he gets roll'd by a ginger instead.
Wigger: Yo Lebron I got dem beats fo y'all
Rick Astely: **Never Gonna Give You Up...**
Black Guy: Damn cracker you a faaaaggg
Crank Dat Rick Roll
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When you skeet across a bitch then immediatly choke her out; as if to hide the evidence.
Johnny railed that chick so hard last night she was gonna file assault charge. He had to Crank Dat Latrell Sprewell and now he's royally fucked
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an alcoholic beverage that consists of beer, vodka, lemonade, and mountain dew (or sprite)
Michelle was completely wasted after 3 cups of yank me crank me
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