crusty keys

when one is bored you grab your lappylaptop and find a dark empty room. then precede to pitch a tent of whatever size. dry grab you shanghai shanker and sploush on your keys. leave your lappy sit and dry.

Floyd, can i use your lappy since Daryl always has crusty keys. Hells no suck dick fucker!

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Crusty Canyon

The act of ejaculating on and around your partners gooch area.

"I gave Jessica a Crusty Canyon the other day, she's a gross chick."

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Crusty buns

When yo buns is crusty

Dayum Andrew got them crusty buns

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crusty drawers

two easy words......BRIANNA HARBIN

i accidentally stepped on a pair in my daughters bedroom and they "CRACKED"

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Dick Crusties

Odd flakes of skin like cornflakes, that happen to be near the genital area - obviously a tasty snack.

Yeah dude, pick up some dick crusties, ranch flavored.

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Crusty Demon

Refrain from cleaning your asshole for two weeks. Then request a rim job from a girl.

"I gave her the best Crust Demon last night"

"I was planning on giving her a Crusty Demon however the diareah i had last night required me to wipe."

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crusty juggler

One who juggles crusty things; one who is crusty and juggles; one who juggles in a crusty manner

Hey mike stop juggling sweet and sour chicken you crusty juggler.
Clean yourself up you crusty juggler!

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