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Fucking hot bitch that can get down in bed while looking seemingly innocent to the world.
Every man wants a Dirty Delaina for a wife! She's not a side chick type.
The act of contracting one or more STD(s) to purposefully infect a woman of great personal distaste.
James: "I hated her, so I thought the best way to humiliate her was to give her a Dirty Bueno"
When a guy likes to suck toes from shrek while they're in the mountains playing with snow
Hey what did u do at the weekend?
I pulled an dirty ilias.
When i beautiful Woman named Precious seduces you snatches your soul fucks you within an inch of your life leaves you breathless wanting more tells you to go then she goes and gets more Women
David to Jason "can't believe it the Woman of my dreams seduced me like no other then told me to go", Jason why did she tell you to go" David "cos she got some bitches on the way she gonna fuck some chicks"Jason "Damn it David you just got hit with a dirty Precious"
When you don’t shower or clean yourself for 3 days and have sex
I went camping and when I got home did a dirty Bongers on her
Her: what’s that smell?
Him: nothing, did you want to use lube?
Her: no I’m wet as
Him: nice me too
Her: have you showered recently?
Him: nah just served you up a dirty bongers
She is a dirty mother fucker and can take your man at any moment, the best person you ever meg in the bed and will make you scream louder than the loudest thing you have ever heard.
”omg, you are going to sleep with dirty Filippa?! Watch out bro, she is too good to be true!”
shitting in a tube sock and freezing it by putting it in the snow, then proceeding to smack someone stone cold in the face with it.
I'm so glad we got hit with a blizzard...now Max can get the most painful dirty bobsled in the history of sock-shitting.