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Daniels are the best types of people. they make the best boyfriend and great kissers. yes Daniels can get on your nerves and be annoying, they can still be the brightest people in the world. if a daniel walks into your life, don’t let it leave. it’s a keeper
you-i met a daniel
2 friend- keep him
Daniel is freaking cool
All you kids with your nerdy shoes best watch out
Woah Daniel is freaking cool man
Someone who ignores anybody because he's a bitch
Hey Daniel
Daniel: IGNORES
His Dick is so big like the great wall of china. His balls are as big as basket balls and they hurt as much. Your bitch will be fucked by him no matter what.
Yo you like Daniel Don't get hurt
Daniels are very talented and charming. But beware they do cheat. They are outgoing to their friends but shy to others. They are very smart and musical. They have a lot of friends. Daniels are good at sports they enjoy otherwise it doesn't end out well for them.
Girl: Oh Daniel is so nice and talented.
Boy: I know but I don't trust him.
Daniel is a weird and goofy guy who always understands and supports you. He is funny and talented who likes to be cocky about himself. He is a very loyal boyfriend who loves and takes care of his girlfriend more than anyone else. Sometimes he can be annoying by making sexist jokes thinking hes being funny. He plays guitar well but cant sing without making others ears bleed. Daniel is very realistic and has a good heart. He takes care of his cats and hamsters although they dont like him and keeps scratching and biting him.
A person who is the definition of retard. Daniel's exist only to make all your other nonexistent friends seem good, these rodent looking creature are incapable of being normal human fucking beings and will annoy you just by standing within a 10km radius of you. Sitting in the same room as a Daniel will cause clinical insanity and retarded thoughts similar to those of the Daniel. Traits of a Daniel include: Being a fuckhead, being a fuckhead and being a fuckhead. If you spot a Daniel in it's nature habitat call 000 and do not approach as it will bite. To remain safe from these creatures here are some details that will help identify a Daniel.
1. Daniels have a distinct smell of rotting eggs and dick cheese
2. There face looks similar to a mouldy walnut
3. There chode will always be erect and is 9 times the size of a normal male penii (the size of there shlong is in compensation for their lack of all brain matter)
Guy 1: Oi mate, is that Daniel?
Guy 2: Fark it is too.
Guy 1: Fuckin run ya dumb cunt, he cumming toward us!
Guy 2: FUCKKK!
Daniel: ooga booga
Guy 1: Da FuK?!