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when you shove your cellphone (on vibrate) up a girls ass while calling it, and fucking her pussy doggy style.
Yea the batteries went out on her dildo so I gave her a dirty ringtone.
Eating a medium dominoes pizza on a Sunday night to increase your weight for the rest of the week to lift more and gain more muscle mass
Garrett- Hey billy why the fuck did you eat a whole pizza by yourself?
Billy- I’m dirty bulking for the week bruh, you should try it sometime fat ass.
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When you put your dick in the exhaust pipe of a buss, then fuck it hard until the buss breaks down into small pieces. Then you blend the small pieces in a mixer and shove it up your ass.
"Where the hell did Jacob go?"
"I heard he went for a dirty Sigge"
When i beautiful Woman named Precious seduces you snatches your soul fucks you within an inch of your life leaves you breathless wanting more tells you to go then she goes and gets more Women
David to Jason "can't believe it the Woman of my dreams seduced me like no other then told me to go", Jason why did she tell you to go" David "cos she got some bitches on the way she gonna fuck some chicks"Jason "Damn it David you just got hit with a dirty Precious"
When you don’t shower or clean yourself for 3 days and have sex
I went camping and when I got home did a dirty Bongers on her
Her: what’s that smell?
Him: nothing, did you want to use lube?
Her: no I’m wet as
Him: nice me too
Her: have you showered recently?
Him: nah just served you up a dirty bongers
She is a dirty mother fucker and can take your man at any moment, the best person you ever meg in the bed and will make you scream louder than the loudest thing you have ever heard.
”omg, you are going to sleep with dirty Filippa?! Watch out bro, she is too good to be true!”
The act of contracting one or more STD(s) to purposefully infect a woman of great personal distaste.
James: "I hated her, so I thought the best way to humiliate her was to give her a Dirty Bueno"