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A shortened version of a variety of questions to ask what a person is doing, such as 'What are you doing?' used by a group of people in urban London, Tokyo and certain parts of Australia.
Person 1: What you do?
Person 2: I do you.
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Said when your bored and you want to talk with someone who is also bored, filler.
What are you doing?
Nothing
What are you doing?
Women
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A question asked by your online buddy.
Upon reading that, you feel the urge to reply with the terms "your mom."
E: Hey man, how's it going?
A: Good.
E: What are you doing?
A: Your mom.
E: WTF??
A: That's right, I'm doing your mom.
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Wassa baby take me out to dinner
Person 1: what do you have to say to Joe Biden right now.
Person 2: wassa baby take me out to dinner.
Person 1: ayo
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A text sent by a dude who wants you to come over for sex. Usually sends it to more than one person at a time to increase his chance of getting lucky. (the recipients are not aware that he has sent the text to anyone but them) If he gets more than one response, he replies to his preferred option. The non-commital nature of the question makes it difficult for any of the unchosen options to accuse him of any wrongdoing.
(Sends text to four girls) "what you doing"
Girl number two is first to respond with "not much, what about you?"
But before he can respond, girl number one (his preferred option) replies! She says "I'm free, wanna catch up?'
All he has to do now is tell girl number two he's tired and is going to bed and tell girl number one to come on over!
booty call brush off casting the net
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The words of a man with his priorities straight
Baby we did it! You're gonna be a father!
Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want?
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