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Flatuating on top of a partner, causing him or her to crawl away.
I got about 4 feet of thrust from a dutch rocketship last night!
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n. an alcoholic beverage mixed in a wooden shoe, preferably aged 20 or so years. The mixture contains warm beer, whiskey and crumbled up potato chips.
Mike and I made a dutch shot the other night for my friend's birthday, and to let Ghanaians know it's Christmas time.
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1. A homosexual act where one man engages in anal sex with another man and grabs his man boobs so hard that it leaves "claw" marks.
2. A sexual act, where a man has vaginal sex from behind, clutching her breasts so hard that it leaves "claw" marks, and just prior to orgasm, withdraws his penis and inserts it in her anus.
3. Another sexual act, the woman penetrates her man anally with the use of a "strap on", and grasps his man boobs so hard as so to leave marks.
1. Mark's partner Richard was so fond of giving him a Dutch Lobster that he had to wear t-shirts in the summer to cover the scratches.
2. Me: Dude, we were so wasted last night, my girl let me give her a Dutch Lobster
Dude: No way!
Me: Yeah, but she made me pay for it.
Dude:How?
Me: I gotta be the Designated Driver to her friends baby shower next weekend.
3. Girlfriend: I can't believe my man!
Gay Male Friend: What happened?
Girlfriend: He got me wasted and did the old Dutch Lobster on me!
Gay Male Friend: Well... What did you do?
Girlfriend: Got my old strap-on, waited til he fell asleep, and gave him a Dutch Lobster!
Gay Male Friend: Oh girl, next time invite me over for a little Lobster!
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To fart before leaving a table, car, elevator, or room and leaving the stench with others. A cross between a Dutch oven and a French exit.
Did you guys dig that Dutch exit I pulled off when you dropped me off last night?
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The act of releasing a disgusting, rank fart underneath the covers while forcing your partner to ingest the nauseating fumes often times causing them to throw up and/or lose conciousness, while your head above the covers is safe from the stench.
While Tina and I were in bed last night, I was in a joking mood and decided to dutch oven her. At first she was very upset but then she began to vomit violently because of the nasty fumes.
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Walking into a room and immediately stripping bare except for wooden shoes and cowboy hat. If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much.
The Dutch Cowboy can be seen in the opening of the 1991 Winter Olympics in Greece. If you look closely at footage from the torch ceremony you will see a man in the background begin to remove his clothes, save for his cowboy hat. He is the one with the Netherlands' flag.
This is a nice surprise to welcome home a loved one.
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A novelty prophylactic shaped like a medieval jester's hat, complete with bells. Nomenclature inspired by the French Tickler, a similar device.
"I put a quarter in the machine hoping for a lemon-flavored condom, but I got this faggy-ass Dutch Giggler instead."
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